there is so much anger in my large & forgiving heart
can my body stop making noises id appreciate some fucking silence without my stomach being loud as shit
*walking in the vague direction of new york* as you command
“you are tearing me apart lisa” is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it’s from the room
Are we doing a “who’s on first” bit now?
Guys, read the room.
i thought it was a movie
Sure is!
But it was a book, first.
what was?
no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now
Can i get an apply juice first :3
apply juice where?
directly to the forehead
[ID: first image is a series of tags left by different people all saying “which room?” or “what room?”. second image is a movie poster for the movie It. end ID]
ID by @/catboymettaton
i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
strap-on
theyre happy to see each other
when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function
shrimp
I relate deeply to pigeons. I am also surviving on pure luck, one feathered braincell, simply being too stupid to die, and sheer audacity.
relentlessenthusiasmforthebard:
Everyday my soul is crushed by emails and everytime we kiss i swear i can fly
Can’t you hear my heart beat fast, as per my email from the past








